*Shudder* My first Yves attempt, and most likely my very last. I'm having nightmares,
horrible nightmares.
On Saturday, I had my wonderful-fun GSA audition. Before, I was having a terrible case of the nerves, so my mom let me stop by Whole Foods and sniff around. I wanted to yank EVERYTHING off the shelves. But I made the nauseating mistake of seeing the Yves Veggie Pepperoni slices and picking them as my snack.
Upon opening the package (which was EXTREMELY DIFFICULT, by the way!) I found a slimy prize awaiting me. I picked it up, gingerly sniffed it (it had a strong canned dog-food smell), and took a nibble. EWWWWW!
It smelled like dog food, looked like dog food, and tasted like dog food. After the first bite, the spices started to assemble and it started to taste better (almost like a real pepperoni) but soon after that I got sick. Now, I for one have no huge problem with a nasty mock meat. Put it to the side, try another one. But if it makes you deathly sick, it totally turns you off anything for a while - even tried and true Morningstar products.
They may taste better cooked, but I'm not about to find out. Because if I hadn't have known that there are better mock meats out there, there would be no more going in my tummy...EVER.
On a side-note, I still have no idea how to pronounce Yves. But I really think I don't have enough stomach contents to find out.